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Britney Spears and Paris Hilton to Visit Burma

Rangoon - Singer and Kojak impersonator Britney Spears and her pal Paris Hilton are planning image makeovers with a trip to Burma in April for the 'Thingyan' water festival. Whilst there the singer and tabletopdancer hope to meet with and offer support to Nobel prize laureate 'Aung San Suu Kyi'.

Britney hit the headlines last weekend after a squabble with her ex-husband and wanna be rap singer Kevin Federline who sent round a couple of heavies to take back custody of their two children, Britney locked herself in a cupboard and after Police were called she was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Centre on a 5150.

In an interview accompanied by her personal paparazzi Adnan Ghalib, Britney told The Spoof.com, "Aung San Suu Kyi has long been estranged from her own two children through her involuntary detention and house arrest, I now believes that this was a sign and that she, Paris and I have a special connection. I also shaved my head last year and attacked a car with an umbrella, I saw the monks in Burma carrying umbrellas during their demonstartions last year and I need to act upon this synchronicity, first we'll visit Rangoon and then travel to Yangon." When it was pointed out to Britney that they were alternative names for the same place she paused before replying "You mean like Paris Hilton and Paris Hilton."

When asked their reasons for attending Burma during its "Thingyan" festival in April, Britney replied "We heard that its a really good piss up and we wouldn't want to miss that, Paris is going to join me there after her trip to Rwanda."

Staff at the Burmese Embassy in Washington DC would not comment on whether Britney or Paris Hilton would be granted visas.

With their antics a little more synchronicity they might both end up in the Insein Jail.